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Imaginary Friend

A friend messaged me last night… “FUCK!! You left out what Bob said!!” She went on to say he was one of her favorites and she still reads every one of my posts. I think after 20 years of being … Continue reading

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Pappa Loved Momma

I’m thinking of giving my husband a ‘triggers’ list for Father’s Day. What do you get the father who had an affair? Who broke your wedding vows and your heart? Who was an unappreciative asshole on his last Father’s Day … Continue reading

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Rumor Has It

I have been accused of being a whore…not lately but over the years. Me…Kelly a whore. I have laughed about it, because it’s not true. Only man I have touched, kissed, held the hand of, or had any kind of … Continue reading

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Ironic

My husband has taken over my farm chores since he moved home. He expects nothing from me, and will argue if I help. I feel bad sometimes because he gets overwhelmed, between work and the farm. He complains because the … Continue reading

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Ugly Girl

The morning of court was foggy… It was so foggy neither of the lawyers could fly in to attend court, they would be calling in. It’s a common occurence in the north, so my husband’s lawyer wasn’t too upset. We … Continue reading

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