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Sending You a Kiss

Last week was ‘the whore’s’ birthday… How to celebrate? I wanted to send her a gift in the mail, but I’m horrible at picking out gifts. What do you send someone like her which will express the right amount of … Continue reading

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Every Storm

Valdez was like I remembered it but covered in snow… Tons and tons of snow, I had only been there in the summer before, and seeing in covered in white was breathtaking. As soon as my feet hit the ground, … Continue reading

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You Lie

I spent the holidays last year helping my husband figure out his new battle with “the whore”. We hired a lawyer and started learning about restraining orders. My history of being the “google queen” was paying off and I was … Continue reading

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She’s a crazy bitch

My parents taught me to respect my elders. I don’t cuss in front of my grandparents, I always let an older person go first in line, and have been known to stop and help load groceries into the car of … Continue reading

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