I wish that turkey only cost a nickle

Today I’m going to spend the day with my family.

If you are on here reading this get off your computer, your phone, your ipad…turn off your Facebook, stop watching YouTube, and no texting your friends…go spend the day with your family, your loved ones, the people in your life you don’t want to live without. Life is precious and short, we don’t ever know how short, or what tomorrow will bring…Laugh today, give a bunch of really hard, long, hugs (so long people feel awkward), and if you love someone tell them. Now get off here…I’m going to go laugh with my sister, kiss my husband, and watch my kids as they fight with their cousins.

Happy Thanksgiving my sweet friends.

“Turkey for me
Turkey for you
Let’s eat the turkey
In my big brown shoe
Love to eat the turkey
At the table
I once saw a movie
With Betty Grable
Eat that turkey
All night long
Fifty million Elvis fans
Can’t be wrong
Turkey lurkey doo and
Turkey lurkey dap
I eat that turkey
Then I take a nap

Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite
That’s right
Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Can’t believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry
Turkey for you and
Turkey for me
Can’t believe Tyson
Gave that girl V.D.

White meat, dark meat
You just can’t lose
I fell off my moped
And I got a bruise
Turkey in the oven
And the buns in the toaster
I’ll never take down
My Cheryl Tiegs poster
Wrap the turkey up
In aluminum foil
My brother likes to masturbate
With baby oil
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy Davis Jr.
Only had one eye

Turkey for the girls and
Turkey for the boys
My favorite kind of pants
Are corduroys
Gobble gobble goo and
Gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey
Only cost a nickel
Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!”
-Adam Sandler-

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One Response to I wish that turkey only cost a nickle

  1. Debi says:

    I am starting my day with family (through facebook and blogs)…my morning ritual coffee with the computer! I love your post this morning but wanted to let you, Angel and your families know that you will be missed this year! Enjoy your family time and give everyone a BIG hug!! Happy Thanksgiving!!

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